After multiple attempts at keeping those wily cows within their given confines, we have identified the Osama Bin Laden of the group. Local law enforcement official Cpt. Ken Pottmeyer was quoted as saying, "their communication network was surprising, stretching over all parts of Ohio". Cpt. Pottmeyer feels pretty confident that with this individual apprehended, the moo cows will fall in line and be a little less rambunctious.
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